So after I told you guys, he was almost here. So I just get ready and answer the door. He brought oreos and asked if I had milk before saying Hi. I was like o.O Yeah I do. He said "great". So I let him in and we went to the kitchen and I got milk and we sat on the couch watching TV. We ate the oreos and just talked about our day and stuff. Then I get up and go to the kitchen to wash the cups. He comes behind me. Then he slaps my bum and I say "What are you doing? I thought we went over this?" He said, "Come on, we can't just have fun right?" I'm like, "We could but-" and then he puts his index finger to my lips and says shhh. He pushes me to the couch. I'm like (gulp). He says, "Relax. I just wanna try something." I just start saying a lot of stuff to avoid anything happening and I say, "We shouldn't do this. You say you're straight and-" He gives me head. After that, he gets up saying "thanks" with a smile and goes to the bathroom. I say my parents are gonna be here any minute. He said "Okay I'm gonna go. I'll see you tomorrow." He gives me a hug and bites my ear. I say "See you tomorrow." He leaves. Now I'm here.
Then he slaps my bum and I say "What are you doing? I thought we went over this?" He said, "Come on, we can't just have fun right?" I'm like, "We could but-" and then he puts his index finger to my lips and says shhh. He pushes me to the couch. I'm like (gulp). He says, "Relax. I just wanna try something." I just start saying a lot of stuff to avoid anything happening and I say, "We shouldn't do this. You say you're straight and-" He gives me head. After that, he gets up saying "thanks" with a smile and goes to the bathroom. I say my parents are gonna be here any minute. He said "Okay I'm gonna go. I'll see you tomorrow." He gives me a hug and bites my ear. I say "See you tomorrow." He leaves. Now I'm here. 
I know, but i just love it.
Even my gay friend in real life turned a straight for a day 
