I gave him milk though.

Would you be cut or uncut?

Ew stop I'm eating

This lady(Judge Judy?) looks almost identical to my grandma

So...to change the subject a bit, when someone keeps replying to texts or whatever with one word messages that usually means they don't feel like talking to you, right?

Yup! usually.

Im glad i gave you kii's

The clocking


You keep sending them to my Pm box

You can buy a strap on like Madonna and Guy Richie did

I really hope those gay rumors about Charlie Carver are tru

She is much shorter than how I imagined her to be.

Lord, we're a mess tonight. I'm afraid I'll go to sleep and wake up to a threadban.

You no what she meant dont even act like you didnt catch that innuendo

kfjhsaja I hate you both.

Do you think he expects you to return the favor?

Twin from Desperate Housewives

Ugh.