Where is my invite

Jmp is (still) after my loins and Maleficent is posting passive-aggressive remarks throughout the thread because she's mad that no one will come to her birthday party.

Why not bad kids

Thanks for the synopsis bby.

Because I can connect with Hair

I dont want your loins though

You can be one of my guest

Wait though Arthur better slay

Nope. He's coming over to my house so we can listen to Born This Way.

Don't worry honey, if no one comes, you can still give the food to Haven to feed his goat and jmp

My rabbit is giving me passive aggressive stares

I'm only going because of Judy. And Jmp says you're a woman. So does your profile.

My goat is dead. I ate him.

What do you mean you ate him though?

I was trolling you

You know what he meant

Mess.

hjffh Get your head out of the gutter. I ate him as in: