who was drinking her pee and eating her loo because she is broke

And Beyonce blew her one last kiss.

Because Beyonce really wanted to drink Ke$ha's pee and

Become a white woman

she performed an occult ritual on an unsold Warrior album

But she needed more wood to burn the truckloads of unsold album. So she ordered Ciara to go to the forest and cut trees.

Where she ended up in a cabin made of unsold Bionic copies

Where she saw the real and Britney spears who can dance tied up with Xtina's ear-piercing growling voice on repeat.

scared and confused, she then decided to

Turn off Xtinas vocal playback and put on Body Party

and grinded all over a hot and sexy joe jonas

bump

Xtina loved Joe Jonas's bump