I love the feel of clippers rubbing against ya neck and comb bring aggressively scraped against your skin I just

No.

Yes!

I always get scared that I'm gonna get Sweeney Todd'd.

yes! my girl and i just shoot the breeze

No but that 5 mins after getting my hair did is the best

Yes cause my barber rubs against my arm

Yes, even if it turns out bad.

When I need it, it feels good. But when I already got it, I hate it.

I love it, especially when my barber breaks out the straight razor and slays my hairline. And the day after when my hair is laid like the gods makes me love my haircut.

Only when my barber's dick isn't sitting on my shoulders.

I love it but no one seems to understand what I mean when i talk about the relaxing feeling I get from it omfg

No because afterwards your hair gets everywhere and I ****ing itch all over

i cut my own hair so its kind of like a chore i hate doing it

I always like my cut 2 weeks after I get it done. They always cut it way too short

This