Please note that I put the emphasis on "crazy."

I looked up the boy I like on White Pages and I know where he lives now. I've also been stalking his Twitter and Instagram pages. And we've never even met.

Nope, as long as you stay within the confines of the rules, anything goes.

This was the lamest wedding to ever cater for and now they won't leave

Nnnn i feel you i feel you, i'm a hopeless romantic, once i like you thats it i can't help it

Tell me about it?

**** the groom and bride

Yes.

I caught a girl i had been flirting with giving head in the school staircase she smiled at me

I'd give him a 9/10.

He's more along the lines of "hot" than "cute," tho.

She smiled at you with a dick in her mouth?

Yes
This is why i dont get involved with people

I guess she is

Nnnnn dont you come for ha like that