One interesting thing I learned on ATRL is that this thing has fans:

Omg great cover and that headline! Poor, Poor, POOOOR Jolie's Lips!

I was actually just listening to her. What a legend.

the other girls (and that one other woman) wish

Shut up

Wait, are we really getting a new single soon?

Not as good as The Conjuring but better than the Insiduous.

I could actually get behind Beyonce this era. She has talent, is black (a bonus) and she dislikes the inbred.

a match made in meth

Except i didn't do it with racist intentions, while they did.

Lana > Lorde

awh sammi, 2013 just hasn't been kind to her

The music industry sure has become boring the last 2 years. If these are the two we have to compare, I'm completely over music in general. That's like.

Paint drying > water boiling.

Neither Lana, nor Lorde are boring. Normal or even non-extravagant are the words you're looking for.

If anything Gaga and Katy are much more poisonous influences for little girls than Miley is. One tries to pass off attention whoring and going nude as art and self empowerment. And the other sings about how kids should be themselfs but then hits up Bonnie McKumpster for a song about being a *****.

Legend M doesn't even claim the Tweens anymore.