Instead of calling TMZ, I’m writing about it on my Tumblr that no one reads because this is actually slightly embarrassing. I don’t want anyone to know that I dated THAT GUY. This is the guy who sent me a picture of himself wearing Abercrombie and Fitch boxers and a santa hat for Christmas. My mother reminded me yesterday that he once described her mashed potatoes as “off the chain.” Let that soak in for a minute.
I’m pretty sure I only dated him because he lived alone in an apartment in high school. His parents had moved to Georgia and let him finish school with his friends. I now find that kind of concerning, but in high school, it was major. I also remember how that apartment was decorated: mismatched furniture, Natty Light boxes littering the floor, and a Britney Spears poster in the bedroom. DREAMS DO COME TRUE.
omg david his ex. not him being a britney stan since the beginning
so many straight guys fantasized over britney in the early 2000s. whats the problem with him liking her back then? this girl seems like a pressed MESS. and the things shes complaining about are stupid. mismatched furniture? he said "off the chain"? uhm so what? she can have several seats and stay unnoticed by anyone that matters.
so many straight guys fantasized over britney in the early 2000s. whats the problem with him liking her back then? this girl seems like a pressed MESS. and the things shes complaining about are stupid. mismatched furniture? he said "off the chain"? uhm so what? she can have several seats and stay unnoticed by anyone that matters.
nothing wrong..it's cute if he's a stan. Since he is/was a stan, what if he's motivating her so that she puts in more effort
We're not so different
You and me
'Cause we both
Share our share of obscenities
And everybody's
Got some freaky tendencies
Hidden or admitted
'Cause we all got needs
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Originally posted by phatty033
that snip is fake..it was posted a few days ago
GOOD.
are y'all ready to spam the threads with the iTunes link?
We're not so different
You and me
'Cause we both
Share our share of obscenities
And everybody's
Got some freaky tendencies
Hidden or admitted
'Cause we all got needs
this girl seems like a pressed MESS. and the things shes complaining about are stupid. mismatched furniture? he said "off the chain"? uhm so what? she can have several seats and stay unnoticed by anyone that matters.
