The night before last I had an even crazier dream. I was at a friends house playing Nintendo 64, then suddenly I was on a school bus and they dropped me off at the wrong bus stop, then I had a problem with my phones projector, and a girl offered to fix it, but then saw all my sexts to someone and said she didn't mind. Then I saw two tornado's coming from downtown. I call my mom and warn her, and start running home. I get home and we hunker down with my dogs, but the tornado's never come. We see on the news that it hit on the expressway. Then somehow an evil clown is trying to attack us and get into my house, so I protect my family by evoking the powers of the First Slayer, and channeling Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Then I somehow find myself in my city, but it's the size of New York now. I'm walking down the street, and then decide to go into this shop with a friend. I am looking at autographed pics of celebs on the wall, and see one of Shania Twain I'm interested in buying. Then all of a sudden someone whispers "Celine Dion!" and I see Celine Dion and her husband, and a body guard standing next to me purchasing something. I start freaking out. I follow her out of the store and ask my friend Britney Spears if I should ask for a pic, and she said that she wouldn't have minded if someone asked her. Then I end up following Celine, and as I'm walking further up the street my friend Christian, who is a girl, suddenly turns into a hot boy, and I try to take a short cut through the flowers, but then realize someone is selling them, and offer to pay for the ones I stepped on. Christian and I get up to the top of the hill and we find ourselves in a gay cruising area. Everyone in the area ends up being gay **** stars that I've seen before. Then Christian goes upstairs with a hot guy, and ditches me. Then Felix Warner (**** star) walks over to me and says that I look familiar, and he's seen me before somewhere, then I wake up.
