I just use dry butt paper. My suitors insist that if i clean too much, i'm taking the icing off the cupcake, if you know what i mean

who wants to taste soap or plain skin instead of the natural musty sweat full of pheremones that your body works hard to produce so that there's flava when tha boys chow down? au natural is where it's really at; why do you think dogs sniff each others butts?
