I had like 20 dreams last night, it was so ****ing weird. I woke up to see Gaga and then I went back to sleep. I dreamed that I was pushed off my sofa and taken by aliens, then I woke up and had sleep paralysis and couldn't move.. then I had a dream ARTPOP leaked and I was messaging my friend Ryan.. then I had a dream that my computer fell off my bed and the screen broke so I started using a 5 foot long iPad. Then I had a dream that I was pushed off my sofa and taken by aliens agian.. then I had a dream that I was at the VMA's and I was meeting people on the red carpet.. then I was performing on top of this large water slide.. then I was in some room talking with Jonathan Taylor Thomas and this chick. I was trying to flirt with Jonathan Taylor Thomas and steal him away from the chick. After that I was in the middle of Avril Lavigne's VMA performance but didn't know it. I saw her jump off the roof and die.. but she wasn't really dead and came back to life to perform. I told her I knew she wasn't dead all along, and we laughed. Avril Lavigne was my friend after that. I tried to get into a party and told them that I was friends with Avril and they laughed at me. Then Avril and I kissed and we were dating. Then I went outside and a giant sign fell to the ground telling me that I no longer had my Castle and that it expired, whatever that means. Then it started snowing and I and I was walking down the street. It was coming down hard and heavy.. and then it stopped.. I looked at someone angry that it stopped.. then I turned around and pointed at this giant cloud coming towards us and said "Oh, it must be going to snow more!" but the giant cloud was evil and going to kill us.. so I ran into Kroger and got on an elevator because I figured I could hide in there and be safe from the storm. I got up to the 10th floor and the lights were off. They came on and I saw vampires with blood all over them. I rushed back in the elevator, and the elevator didn't have a top on it anymore.. as I was going down the vampires kept trying to grab me and were reaching down at me.. I then woke up and went back to sleep. Then I had a dream that I woke up from my sleep and it was thundering and storming really badly. I cut on the news and we were under a tornado warning, and things were getting bad. I somehow knew it was a dream, so I shrugged it off and went back to sleep.
Much better song and video than Katy's