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What does Uncyclopedia say about your fave? What does it say about other artists 
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Lee is known for her diverse lyrical themes which vary among: death, dying, someone else dying, love, being in love with someone whilst dying, dying whilst trying to love someone, dying outside, dying inside, dying in a doorway while half inside-half out, sleeping and dying, trying not to sleep while loving something while dying, dying again, and of course angst.
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They don't have a page for Mariah, but she's mentioned on the "1992" page.
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Popular songs of 1992
As with most years, with the notable exception of 1980, 1992 had a list of popular songs. Here are some of the best most memorable.
"This Woman Has a Noticeably Large Gluteus Maximus" - Sir Mixx-A-Lott
"I'm Have Quite A High Opinion Of My Looks (Too Sexy For My Cat)" - Right Said Fred
"****, It's the End Of The Road and my Mother is Drunk!" - Boys who dream of being men, but suffer from dwarfism
"Bohemian Rhapsody" - Mike Myers and Chucky
"Madam, you seem to have stolen the oxygen from this room" - Berlin
"Here kid! Have Some Deodorant!" - Nirvana
"Jump Around & Have A Heart Attack Like Whitey Ford" - House Of Palin
"I Will Always Love You, Bobby, Even When You Hit Me" - Whitney Houston
"November Rain (Or: I wish it would snow in Florida)" - Guns N Roses
"I'll Be There Having Hot Sex With Jim" - Mariah Carey
"Lithium, the Third Element" - Nirvana
"Rump Shaker" - Wreckx-N-Effect
"Baby Baby Baby, Who Is Your Daddy?" - TLC
"Women shouldn't be trusted as many of them are quite Manipulative, and One of them gave me an STD" - Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg
As you can see, musicians in 1992 were quite... Original.
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Lady Gaga (serial killer)
Lady Gaga is a female serial killer, famous for painfully murdering her weird boyfriends in music videos she creates in order to show her murder methods. Although she usually acts alone, she occasionally receives help from Beyonce.
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That place is trashy... I still remember what they did after Nikki Catsouras' death.
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Got it confused with Encyclopedia Dramatica.
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Not them paying Lina Morgana dust in Gaga's Uncyclopedia 
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Lavigne's death is presumed to have occurred sometime around 2008, shortly after the release of her single "Hot." At least three dozen people are estimated to have heard this single and to have been saddened by the news of her passing.
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Not them paying Lina Morgana dust |
Stop, that's not funny.
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Avril Ramona Lavigne, as of 2002, is a 17-year-old girl who is flat chested. Lavigne has actually aged 11 years since being seventeen years old, but these 11 years are not notable.
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ddddd Queen of Youth I guess
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Search Jennifer Lopez and it redirects to a page called Ass.
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Rihanna
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In 2007 Rihanna released a song dedicated to the uses of the umbrella. Since the releasing of the song, umbrella sales world wide are increasing with some umbrellas even fitted with the addicting "ella, ella , eh eh " clip from the song.
It is further proven that artist Rihanna is warning of us of a future apocalypse, in of which only an umbrella can save us and we are urged to carry one at ALL times, like Michael Jackson. It will rain meteors, and only those with umbrella ella elle ella eh eh eas can survive. If you survive the attack then you will see the second part of the apocalypse in of which zombies who were once of Resident Evil's umbrella corporation to attack you in of which you will have to ward them off by singing umbrella.
Rihanna-picture
She likes to strut her man titties.
Since Rihanna's song it has become illegal to say the word Umbrella and have nobody pitch in and go ella elle alla eh eh...If such a act occurs you will be presented as a test subject to the umbrella corporation and offered up to postpone our apocalypse on the album's four year anniversary.
The song was number one for 10 weeks in the UK where the curse of the song caused it to rain continuously until it was removed from the top spot. The funny thing is that I'm not even making this up. The UK had some of the worst floods that period. For real!
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The last part 
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Originally posted by uncyclopedia on Beyonce Knowles
In September of 1981, a baby was born into this world. This baby may have gone on to touch the hearts of millions, or maybe even millions and one-hundred thirty-two. This baby would one day become a girl, gradually develop an interest in boys and makeup, and then become a woman. This woman had a chance to make the big time. However, she didn’t. Because this woman was not Beyoncé Knowles. Ain't life a bitch?
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mess @ them paying Bey dust in her own page
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They were way too harsh/racist on janet. Here's just one quote
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Janet Floppita Ho Jackson (born May 16, 1966) is an American recording artist and is officially the most talented girl member of the Jackson family according to the Fortune magazine. Thanks to family connections, her father abuses and her nipples she made it big into the music business, not without first releasing 2 flop albums that their fans always try to hide and attribute to Latoya Jackson.
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Britney's is a shady mess
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Rihanna was born in Barbados (This means she's barbaric). She attended special ed classes at Charles F. Broome Memorial School, then at 15 achieved her big break. A big black gorilla pedophile named Dr. Jason Zimmerman, or Jay-Z for short, attended one of the talent shows put on by the school. He had been searching the world for an underage stripper to perform in his secret experiment to see how many people he could corrupt. When he saw Rihanna perform Mariah Carey's lapdance, he knew he had found his singer. So he roguely stole her from Ronald and Monica and together they swam the Pacific Ocean and entered the United States illegally. Jay-Z then disguised himself as a streetwise music producer and started his own record label, Fuc-A-Fella Records records. Rihanna was signed to the label and was a huge success. The two had been good friends, but once the fame got to her head, she ditched Jay-Z for her new Hollywood friends. And after Rihanna stopped returning his calls, texts, emails, IMs, and gifts made out of his own hair, he killed himself by eating too many bananas
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Girl bye.
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mess @ them paying Bey dust in her own page
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had to go to the page to see what you meant
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“We're like Destiny's Child - with all five members and I'm Beyoncé.”
~ Nicole Scherzinger on the Pussycat Dolls
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Pink isn't on there. 
But their article on Girls Aloud..
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The band was formed during a competition for England's Next Top *****. The sisters were found to have the most sexually transmitted diseases, grossest pubic hair, and moneymaker shaking ability in the UK. The prize was a bikini wax and ten minutes in the recording studio.
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Girls Aloud is an all girl, Post-Hardcore grunge band from South Park, Colorado. They consist of Cheryl "I'll attack you in a loo 'cos you're worth it" Cole (nee Tweedledum), Nicola "ugly, but somehow adorable, fashionista , ginger one one who hates sunbeds" Roberts, Sarah "30 pints of Special Brew" Harding, Kimberley "I'm the British Beyonce" Walsh, Stephen Hawking and Nadine "I'm the ethnic one" Coyle. Recent scientific research has concluded that the band have unmistaken Biology (resembling the DNA structure of the seahorse) and can hold their breath for a combined time of 15 minutes and 44 seconds (unheard of in such low-gened species of humanoid/holographic hybrid models).
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Girls Aloud discography
Sound Of Five Screeching Northern Harpies, (2003)
What Will The Neighbours Say When They Find Out That Sarah's A ****? (2004)
Have You Been Eating Asparagus? (2005)
Gynecology (2005)
Toilet Assault - My (So Called) Hits". (2006)
Screwed Up (2007)
Outta ****ing Control (Nymphomania!!!!) (2008)
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Noooo
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I know
Neither is Adele
I was expecting the usual stupid fat and man jokes
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Avril Ramona Lavigne, as of 2002, is a 17-year-old girl who is flat chested. Lavigne has actually aged 11 years since being seventeen years old, but these 11 years are not notable. Lavigne today is classified by the United States Department of Homeland Security as an official waste of oxygen
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