1 time I was fighting this Sikh guy I hated. And his hair got caught in my coat zipper. Lemme tell you now. I took chunk out of that bitch with swiftness. He knew not to mess with me after that day.
I was bored in school and there was a lighter nearby so I kinda burnt like 2 mm of this girl's hairtips for like a split of a second. She went ballistic because of the smell without even knowing if it was bad or not and even though nothing aesthetically happened she went in with me and after that she ran out crying because her hair was "damaged". NOTHING even happened to her fugly hair at all and she knew it.
After like 1 hour I got a call from a teacher telling me to go to the career coordinator's office and of course she's a woman... I made the mistake to tell her this girl over-reacted (she's always doing crazy **** and being annoying/disgusting so she shouldn't even have the nerve to call me out), so she then gives me a boring speech about hair being a woman's identity and all kind of feminist ideas zzzz.
Anyways, I was told I have to go to talk to the vice-rector tomorrow morning and I might get suspended. So dramatic.
you put a lighter next to someones hair because you were bored... you kinda ****in deserved it
1 time I was fighting this Sikh guy I hated. And his hair got caught in my coat zipper. Lemme tell you now. I took chunk out of that bitch with swiftness. He knew not to mess with me after that day.
Yes. I told my roommate she should get bangs and she asked me to cut them for her. I thought it would be easy but I made the mistake of putting water in her hair before so when her hair dried, the bang was not only crooked, but extremely short.
I remember drying her hair and trying to hold back my laughter at the same time. I could see that she wanted to cry and I kept holding back from laughing. Still makes me laugh to this day.
Nope, although they're only gonna suspend me next week (don't know for how long yet) because before this incident I was an alright student with no issues at all and on top of that I'll have to go visit the school's psychologist because apparently I'm a threat for everyone in the school now and they'll keep an eye on me from now on until I graduate.
sikh realness.
Still makes me laugh to this day.
good story.
