3rd November, 2007
As posted already in Nelly Furtado’s thread and according to this Nelly Furtado’s fans blog http://nelly-furtado-chile.blogspot.com/, the “Interview Magazine” requested Nelly Furtado and Avril Lavigne for an interview where suposely the two girls would interview each other about facts of life and their careers.
However, so far the damn interview was not edited.
Everybody is wondering why.
I know why. You know me… lots of friend in high places (I see u babe, shaking that ass! )
So I can tell u the mysterious interview just went wrong, since Avril Lavigne has been so “open bar” lately and can’t shut the f*ck up:
Nelly: So, what do you think we should do about the whole Middle ATRL crisis? What do you suggest to bring peace between our people, you know, our fans?
Avril: well ahmmmmm let's just... take off our shirts and make sex!!
Nelly: WHAT??
Avril: NOT BETWEEN YOU AND ME SILLY! with all the male fans duh!!
Nelly: ... ... ... I'd better leave. This interview ends up here!
After people from “Interview Magazine” convinced Nelly Furtado to give a second chance to the interview with Avril, Nelly agreed to do that.
However the interview didn’t go well for the second chance neither:
Nelly: So Avril what is your favourite song?
Avril: ahmmmm “One” by Youtube.
Nelly: … … U2?
Avril: yeah me too! I love me! Who can’t love these boobs?? :boobs:
Nelly: … … Anyway… people say you’re different now, that you changed your image to a sexier one, specially with the video “girlfriend”. What made you change?
Avril: Well I was watching your video “Maneater” and I said to myself “I WANNA BE LIKE THAT!”
Nelly: Really? you wanted to do my sexy dance moves?
Avril: No! I meant I wanna be a maneater!
Nelly: oh… …
Avril: So I decided to turn blonde too. I can see you changed your hair colour to blonde too, Nelly…
Nelly: yeah. You like it?
Avril: yeah! It’s good! But do you know what you should do to make your blonde hair look better?
Nelly: what?
Avril: take your shirt off! Blonde hair goes with shirt off! Trust me, just look at my Blender’s photos! Yayyyyy!!! ****S FOREVER!!
Nelly: WHAT??? … OK, THAT’S IT, I’m leaving!!
Avril: hey hey you you! I don’t like your attitude! No way! No way! I think you need a new one!!
Nelly leaves the room.
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT IS SO PASSIVE-AGRESSIVE!!!
you posted already the first part of it in the thread!! ... but the second one is just great!!! hilarious!!!
"I LOVE ONE BY YOUTUBE!!"
we can see now, by your answer to me, who's the responsable for the ATRL middle crisis now!
who's the leader that is creating war...
(how can I have talk about PEACE and FRATERNITY when people like Assgelo is right in the leading of the other side? I think MrDeeds or charleocito-5 or Bask should take the lead!! you should just leave the spot!!... ...
People from Avril's thread need to start a revolution! )
Break the Ice: see? u don't get my sense of humor. That's the problem in our relationship! u don't understand my needs as a man. I want the divorce.
Angeeklo: cut my fingers? Like u know how to do it! Go the med school and drive!
Andaamm I would never replace PortugueseDude in the Nelly thread. Like I could do that to my special friend (keep going, Angeeklo!! I want the power!! If I get it, I'll give u 20% of it!)
PortugueseDude: Hmm I think Angeeklo is better in the lead of Avril's thread than those guys u said.
I mean charleocito-5 : drugs-addicted
Mr Deeds - too young
Bask - has double-personality I mean has double-obcession. He doesn't know if he likes more Avril or Kelly Clarkson. That would be so confusing for him. Not ready for that.
So, so far we'll just have Angeeklo as the best shot for negociations in the middle ATRL.
Of course!
Angeeklo is so weak and breakable.
I mean he said Fergie is the best female artist of the year
how breakable for an avril fans' leading man is that?!
You know me… 
lots of friend in high places 
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WHAT?? 
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Trust me, just look at my Blender’s photos! Yayyyyy!!! 
anyways 
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
