Oh, Miley. That was priceless.

Miley was the one star in the room who truly understood what the MTV Video Music Awards are all about — waggling your tongue, grabbing your crotch, rocking a foam finger, going to third with the Care Bears, twerking and shrieking and acting out America's goriest pop-psycho nightmares.

She showed up Robin Thicke as one uptight douche, though he helped by dressing as the world's edgiest Foot Locker manager.

Miley stole the night, which is why the nation is still in recovery today.

Thanks, Miley — as Justin used to sing, back in the 'NSync days, God must have spent a little more time on you.