My most embarrasing moment is when I peed myself in 3rd Grade.
The fat bitch wouldn't let me go to he bathroom.
I told her it was my lunchbox. (which I didn't have one)
And I guy smelled it, yelled "IT SMELLS LIKE PEE!"
And I was busted. On the first day of school.
EDIT- Also when I was in 5th grade I forgot everything was quiet and I yelled "Slap Me Bitch!"
Peed myself in 1st grade, but nobody ever noticed. I don't think it soaked through my pants or shorts.
Also I fell down those wooden bleachers inside the Gym in Middle School & one time in Middle School they were pancing everyone and all the girls had just came out their Locker Room so they were all by me and this guy pulled down my Gym Shorts and my Underwear was out.
But like 30 other people got panced that period alone, so they forgot.
I'm generally too nervous and paranoid to allow myself to slip-up in school, so I'd have to say that the time I told a role-play grandmother (who was an 18 year old male in reality) to wipe her own ass in sociology class. My teacher just laughed, thankfully, but I really didn't mean to do that.
I peed myself the 3rd grade because they locked the damned bathrooms during the after-school program. I tried to hold it in but I couldn't and the girl I had a crush on noticed.
Just one moment? I have dozens. I guess one of the worst would be when I had a hole in the back of my pants right on the butt, but somehow I didn't notice it all day and nobody told me about it. But that's not the worst of it, I had choir class that day and I sat in the very back row which sounds good except our teacher had us stand up and turn around so basically the entire class had a view. Fabulous.
In the school gym there was a basketball game and almost the whole school was watching. My friend was chasing me because I stole his phone from him and I tripped on a bench and fell in front of basically the whole school. Everyone laughed. This was last year...
Just one moment? I have dozens. I guess one of the worst would be when I had a hole in the back of my pants right on the butt, but somehow I didn't notice it all day and nobody told me about it. But that's not the worst of it, I had choir class that day and I sat in the very back row which sounds good except our teacher had us stand up and turn around so basically the entire class had a view. Fabulous.
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