If the earth doesn't overheat and blow up randomly, a meteor doesn't come bolting down from the skies, god doesn't open up a staircase and take us to paradise, bush doesn't anger the rest of the world enough to atom bomb everything, robots don't take over and make us slaves, ET doesn't come back with very angry parents, Voldemort doesn't cross over into our world and kill all muggles, the sun doesn't die before we jump start it and satan doesn't come up from the underworld with his sore neck husband Saddam, then we still have this to worry about...
