ICONIC
Take notes, J. Lo, with your basic-ass plunging Versace chiffon MESS of a dress. Let Rita school you on how to do low cut V-neck looks with style and taste. "Quite unlike my fab self, you probably won't be able to afford the diamonds, so it's okay if you need to use rhinestones instead."
LEGENDARY
"Was just casually and serenely looking over my shoulder and the picture snapped. This wasn't planned... I'm not a model!" Receipts? Check out those sneakers!
FLAWLESS
'Cause what's an LBD without a massive cape and knee-high boots to perfect the look? "Don't forget the leather!"
Neither does the money we must all spend in our vain attempts to recreate her genius. 
