I just remembered Ozzy's wise words. He said something along the lines of "Don't be relieved by the short length of the video. You never know how much foolery Joane will manage to SQUEEZE into it".
And that's what happened. Absolute mess of a video. A ****ing joke. I can't with her. She is sinking her career harder and harder with absolutely everything she does.
The swan part was so ****ing embarrassing. Like she cannot be serious with that ****. And the hat part was so corny too.
This video will temporarily cause Applause to rise on iTunes (it should go up after all the damn promo they gave her this morning) but in the long run, this video won't do much for her. It's a mess. It's not surprising her stans love it but most stans are pre-gentically disposed to love everything on first glance until it starts to sinks in.
It reminds me of Hold It Against Me in the sense that it's chaotic and non-sensical but colorful. But Hold It Against Me sucked and this is pretty cool.
the beyonce inspired ending with the purple was alright actually. but everything else is just a collection of her old videos. it doesnt really make the viewer want to watch it too many times
, poor ha
THE SONG KILLS THE VIDEO. 
