Originally posted by kleinemonster Take this to the The H.N.I.C thread

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Okay so there was this one bitch named Benetta in my HS that was a REAL weasel ****. She always called me ghost face cuz I'm pale, or twilight since she thinks I look like one of the guys from it. I'd call her Fat Crow since she was darker then Flava flave in the oven in Pakistan.

But nvm the color.

So one day this bish pisses me off, (I forgot why, I think she called me Edward or something.) So during my lunch break I axe my friend Jesse if I can borrow his some condoms since I know he keeps a whole box in his locker, he asks what for and I said "to **** you with, thats what for." Little did he know I aint lying, but thats another story.

So originally I was only going to fill her purse with condoms while she wasn't looking then get her in trouble with the teacher by calling her phone, so the teacher would ask to see her purse and the bish would be caught with a **** full of condoms in her purse. But Benetta had to call me The Sperm Vampire.... BYE!

That night I was contemplating what to do when I saw some stupid ****o about guys doing the nasty into condoms and throwing them at old people. Then I had an idea. Long story short I got a bunch of friends of mine and THEIR brothers/friends to jerk off into about 20 or so condoms. I didn't wanna touch the **** so I made my friend Tisha do it. She knew Benetta's combination since she always borrowed tampons from her, so the next morning before the bell run, Tisha opened her locker and we dumped all the condoms in and hung them with tape.

Benetta opened it at like 8:00 AM, WITH the vice principal next to her, since apparantly she had been stealing Sushi from the lunchroom and got caught. I think he screamed more then her when they saw the mess inside.

They made this big ol deal in an assembly about testing what they found and that they'd find out who did this sooner or later, but obviously they never did since not a single person heard about it.

Now Benetta is living on EBT cards with 2 kids and her babby daddy is in jail.

Originally posted by ☈ogue I'd call her Fat Crow since she was darker then Flava flave in the oven in Pakistan. But nvm the color.

"I'm not racist, but..."

Originally posted by ☈ogue Okay so there was this one bitch named Benetta in my HS that was a REAL weasel ****. She always called me ghost face cuz I'm pale, or twilight since she thinks I look like one of the guys from it. I'd call her Fat Crow since she was darker then Flava flave in the oven in Pakistan. But nvm the color. So one day this bish pisses me off, (I forgot why, I think she called me Edward or something.) So during my lunch break I axe my friend Jesse if I can borrow his some condoms since I know he keeps a whole box in his locker, he asks what for and I said "to **** you with, thats what for." Little did he know I aint lying, but thats another story. So originally I was only going to fill her purse with condoms while she wasn't looking then get her in trouble with the teacher by calling her phone, so the teacher would ask to see her purse and the bish would be caught with a **** full of condoms in her purse. But Benetta had to call me The Sperm Vampire.... BYE! That night I was contemplating what to do when I saw some stupid ****o about guys doing the nasty into condoms and throwing them at old people. Then I had an idea. Long story short I got a bunch of friends of mine and THEIR brothers/friends to jerk off into about 20 or so condoms. I didn't wanna touch the **** so I made my friend Tisha do it. She knew Benetta's combination since she always borrowed tampons from her, so the next morning before the bell run, Tisha opened her locker and we dumped all the condoms in and hung them with tape. Benetta opened it at like 8:00 AM, WITH the vice principal next to her, since apparantly she had been stealing Sushi from the lunchroom and got caught. I think he screamed more then her when they saw the mess inside. They made this big ol deal in an assembly about testing what they found and that they'd find out who did this sooner or later, but obviously they never did since not a single person heard about it. Now Benetta is living on EBT cards with 2 kids and her babby daddy is in jail.

Originally posted by ☈ogue Okay so there was this one bitch named Benetta in my HS that was a REAL weasel ****. She always called me ghost face cuz I'm pale, or twilight since she thinks I look like one of the guys from it. I'd call her Fat Crow since she was darker then Flava flave in the oven in Pakistan. But nvm the color. So one day this bish pisses me off, (I forgot why, I think she called me Edward or something.) So during my lunch break I axe my friend Jesse if I can borrow his some condoms since I know he keeps a whole box in his locker, he asks what for and I said "to **** you with, thats what for." Little did he know I aint lying, but thats another story. So originally I was only going to fill her purse with condoms while she wasn't looking then get her in trouble with the teacher by calling her phone, so the teacher would ask to see her purse and the bish would be caught with a **** full of condoms in her purse. But Benetta had to call me The Sperm Vampire.... BYE! That night I was contemplating what to do when I saw some stupid ****o about guys doing the nasty into condoms and throwing them at old people. Then I had an idea. Long story short I got a bunch of friends of mine and THEIR brothers/friends to jerk off into about 20 or so condoms. I didn't wanna touch the **** so I made my friend Tisha do it. She knew Benetta's combination since she always borrowed tampons from her, so the next morning before the bell run, Tisha opened her locker and we dumped all the condoms in and hung them with tape. Benetta opened it at like 8:00 AM, WITH the vice principal next to her, since apparantly she had been stealing Sushi from the lunchroom and got caught. I think he screamed more then her when they saw the mess inside. They made this big ol deal in an assembly about testing what they found and that they'd find out who did this sooner or later, but obviously they never did since not a single person heard about it. Now Benetta is living on EBT cards with 2 kids and her babby daddy is in jail.

Originally posted by DvnR "I'm not racist, but..."

Isn't racist if its true. She made Precious look like Britney.

But guess who doesn't though.



we dnt use those



But as you were sir!

Devin, what did I say?

Originally posted by DoThisAnymore I would bold the parts that are a mess, but then it would all be bolded

Right? Like...

I'm just in shock.

Also racism is not appreciate black people should be respected so please stop being hurtful to those of my color like Precious "Sapphire" Clarkson (aka DaRkPoWeR) he doesn't like to be discriminated against so stop please

Originally posted by ☈ogue So one day this bish pisses me off, (I forgot why, I think she called me Edward or something.) So during my lunch break I axe my friend Jesse if I can borrow his some condoms since I know he keeps a whole box in his locker, he asks what for and I said "to **** you with, thats what for." Little did he know I aint lying, but thats another story.

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