Celeb News: Marina Abramovic hates Gaga

rihannafan

http://www.theglobaledition.com/mari...s-entire-time/

Quote:

NEW YORK, USA (The Global Edition) – Conceptual artist Marina Abramovic admitted today to pop singer Lady Gaga that she was “just messing with her the entire time” and that she actually really hates her music, style, and “art”.

Abramovic said that she decided to come clean to Gaga after watching her go through the “Abramovic method”, something she says she made up just to see if Gaga would really do it.

“When I said couple of years ago that I admire Lady Gaga, I thought that she and everyone else would get the sarcasm, but no. People actually believed me when I called her “the future of art”. So I said, what the heck, let’s just go with the flow and see what happens,” said Marina Abramovic.

Abramovic, who kept the singer in belief her music was “revolutionary and groundbreaking” for more than a year, says that the joke has gone too far.

“In the beginning it was funny, because she is so gullible. I tell her to do some crazy **** and she does it. Now I am afraid that she will do something dangerous if she continues to draw her inspiration from my words,” concludes Abramovic, adding that this was her best prank she pulled in years.

Lady Gaga was unavailable for comment, but The Global Edition found out that the young singer was “convinced that this was just another of Marina’s motherly ways to express positive emotions.”

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SevenFootSounds

Oh ****...

NewRihannaStan

mess

Dickard

Is this satirical or.....

Vespertine

You all know this site is like The Onion, right?

You're all so pathetically eager to hate on Gaga that you can't even recognize satire when it's staring you straight in the eye.

Although if I didn't like Gaga, if Marina actually did this it would be a really brilliant idea

swissman

Fake.

Lulu

Ur so dumb.

collin

i almost had a panic attack

Arturdork

Oh my god. As much as I dislike gaga this is just sad. Hope it's not true. It just CAN'T Be

Reader

It's a satirical website. You tried.

ToxDuris

Omg. This is too much for the little monsters in just one week. Poor them.

Haus

It's ****ing fake, check your sources first. This is a satirical news site.

GoneHome

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Dancehall

Edit: I need to check links.

!Blue!

You do your best to make the Navy look bad.

SillyBandz

i almost threw my computer

Karma Chameleon

I pray to god this is all just a joke

jayyyxtee

The fact you guys are using Gaga to get a hit thread to make your mediocre lives even the tad bit more significant is PATHETIC

Eric.

It would take a Navy to fall for a satire and believe it.

bobiix

fhdsjah rihannafan i see you keep trying and trying and TRYIIIINggggggg nnn