It's time for
The Boyfriend Report, accurately prediction your faves' destinies as I expose my white alternative rock listening boyfriend to trashy mainstream pop
Roar: "It's actually not that bad although Katy Perry still seems dumb", NOTE: Was able to sing along to chorus on
second listen.
Veredict: Will smash hard, so catchy it will force GP into submission.
Applause: No reaction whatseover.
Veredict: Data analysis reveals indifference towards new Gags single from GP, potentially due to generic sound and undecipherable lyrics. We predict a moderate hit at best.
Still Into You: "this is actually a really cute song"
Veredict: Sleeper hit that will continue to rise, very possible Top 10.
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