I want this as a sticky one day but first things first.
(post any you can think of and I'll add it periodically with your name next to it)
Laws of ATRL.
1. If you post on ATRL and you are a male, you're gay
2. Anyone who criticizes your fave is jealous and is sippin' h8erade
3. Any time someone makes a post about a pop girls look, someone else will comment on how gay people can't tell if a woman is attractive or not
4. If TheVoiceXtina says "atrl.com" there will be at least 2 posters saying in response "how do you get to this site every day if you don't know it's atrl.net?"
5. Stan Wars will never cease to exist as long as we have humans on this earth
6. We talk about the same **** every day yet no one gets bored
7. If a hater cannot find anything wrong with your post, he or she must comment on how poor your English skills are as if that person created the language
8. Lady Gaga will always be wrong, she's either going to be "too generic" or "too experimental", there is no middle ground
9. It is mandatory that every thread with Bieber in the title must have someone say "why is he hot?" yet that person checks his thread every time one pops up
10. If a person disagrees with you, they are a troll
11. "I met a family that talked about Roar in a restaurant but not Applause, therefore the GP must be here for Katy and not Gaga" - Jonny Lightning
12. SYG must have at least one post on Britney's knees, her kids, or her mental disorder every day
13. Every skin lighting thread MUST feature Beyonce's name, even if it has nothing to do with her
14. Peak Britney is a separate entity from today's Britney
15. Britney never promotes, radio does not count as promo, a tour does not count as promo, and even though Britney doesn't do ANYTHING in her performances she is still a better performer than Gaga
16. Any artist that doesn't sell out tours is automatically beneath Gaga but somehow above Madonna
17. If you start selling out tours, it has to be stadiums or else Gaga is still above you
18. If you sell out stadiums, you have only 4 years to do it otherwise Gaga is still above you
19. Gaga is above you, even if you sell 25 million albums worldwide and essentially her whole discography with 1 album
20. Adele is not a pop girl at all, don't try it
21. Within 2 minutes of every tweet from Gaga, a thread must be made
22. With every Gaga song leaking, Gui must make a thread on it's horrible reviews from a few pressed bloggers
23. Perez Hilton is a swine, whether he likes your fave or not
24. Nicole is the most popular person on this site although she only posts in one section no one ever visits
25. "Pop music sucks, let's listen to real music"...but you have the audacity to have Katy Perry in your signature
26. Gaga always makes pretentious music, even if it's pop fluff
27. Kanye West is also pretentious, whether he makes a song about him being a God or he has an album cover that's literally a piece of tape
28. After two pop girls songs come out, we have to have 30 threads in Base essentially asking the same question in 30 different ways.
29. No matter how good a Gaga song is, Devon will never like it
30. No matter how bad a Katy song is, XtremeSteel will always love it
31. Beyonce is part of the Trinity even if she hasn't had a solo top 10 in forever
32. Rihanna has a number 1 album. So that means we have to have at least someone saying "it only took her 7 tries to do it"
33. Katy Perry sold 11 million copies of Teenage Dream, and we have a jpg picture to prove it!
34. Britney sold over 100 million albums because she said so, but there's no way Rihanna sold over 30 million albums even though her management also said so
35. Irrelevant GIFS are always relevant
36. If someone annoys you in a thread, bring in their fave/signature/custom user title/sexual orientation
37. All Rihanna bashing threads are locked before the 6th post, however if it's about Beyonce then it must stay open for a minimum of 5 pages, even if it was reported 2 hours ago
38. Gaga-Britney-Bey are the trinity
39. Any Gaga lead single will automatically result in an OC message for days on end
40. Buying ATRL+ solves the OC problem
41. No matter what happens, music before the year 2000 is automatically deemed better
42. Duca thinks Britney is more influential than Janet Jackson. You will not win a fight with him like that, let him believe that
43. Every day, someone must complain about the OC's and pretends that it's something new
44. Every song Gaga makes from now on will be a copy of some older song, there's no way around it
45. Any song from a pop girl that doesn't go top ten on iTunes upon its release is considered a flop (umichgrad07)
46. If you make an opinion, you will be attacked by members + warned. (X/O/X/O)
47. Calling an artist of color "ape" is still up to debate for consideration of being racist. (X/O/X/O)
