Okay, so I'll start ANTM Cycle 9 from the beginning, with means, we're going back to the autitions.
Okay, so we started the show with Tyra saying that she think everything is beautiful and all that stuff she says every single season, then she calls to the semi-finalists and we watch their reaction. Here are some of them:
Oh, and they are going to the Caribbean... AAAAAAAAHHHHH OH MY GOOOOOOOD, NO WAAAAAAAAY, THE CARIBBEAN, AAAAAAAAH. Sad isn't it??? Wait, you're gonna cry for them now. They are staying in a cruise ship... IN A FREAKING CRUISE SHIP. Oooooh, the past 8 cycles girls wish they had auditioned for this one.
So, they start walking in a "fashion show" at the ship wearing life-savers (Is this the right word???):
"Jenah" starts with a dead right arm,
"Spontaniouse" (yes, you read it right) walks like she's in a hurry to go to the bathroom,
"Victoria" tells that she's a nerd and never thought about modeling (witch she's gonna say again and again this season till your brain pops out of your head) and that she has the same sense of fashion of a 12 year old boy, okay, a 12 year old boy would dress better than her, even walk the runway better, it looked like she was walking in a place with lots of holes on the floor,
"Sabrina" says that she can be sassy and also a diva, claiming that she's dramatic, her walk is actually good, so I'm fine with her for now. - Flashes of girls with no future in the competition -
"Ebony" says that she has no experience, but she has a powerful walk and that it's natural, I have to agree with her, but my Bitch Radar it going buts with this girl. And finally it's
"Heather" time, who walks like an ogre, and like Victoria claims that is a Nerd, but I like her. BIP BIP - BITCH RADAR - Ebony says a lot of crap about Heather - BIP BIP
Okay, 7 minutes of ANTM have passed, and the girls go to the restaurant of the cruise ship to have dinner, Sarah says that she didn't realized how thiner the other girls would be, and stated that she'll represent who wants to be represented by her if ther see something of them inside her, and if is a plus sized girl, GREAT, and then they have a huge surprise:
Tyra shows up dressed like a showgirl, "dancing" and singing, this woman is craaaaaaazy, and I love it, she never stops surprising me. Then she tells the models why they are in Caribbean.
AUDITIONS TIME:
Ambreal: She comes in and say that she used to do some amateur fashion shows at her college I THINK, it can be her hometown, I don't have the US Map inside my head. The she does the "Ghetto Walk" and mover on to a choreographic walk, with Tyra does with her. And closing her audition she does and "African Walk" witch is hilarious.
Chantal: Says that people think she is a Barbie Doll and that she is not, and then shows that she's really into the fashion world, demonstrating all her knowledge about designers.
Sylvia: Okay, so the girl is from NY and works in a bar, and the 2 things she hears the most at work are: "Are you a model?" and "You should model", how people are creative with their sentences now days huh? To bad for her that she had to impersonate a "fashion butterfly", a "fashion robot" and a "fashion centipede", now THAT is what I call creative.
Heather: I liked this girl from the beginning, and I though she's really funny, and now she just confirmed it saying: "Hey pretty lady... and Tyra" referring to Miss J. LOL. But then we're dragged to the first emotional scene of the season, at 13 years old she was diagnosed with Ausburgers, or something like that, what is a variation of autism, but not that serious, it only makes the person to be very awkward in social situations and creates a lack of eye contact. Her walk needs lots of training but I think she can photograph really well. My first favorite of this season, YAY!!!
Saleisha: So, this is the typical girl next door, AND she knows Tyra cuz she was part of T-Zone, Tyra's camp for young girls to boost their confidence. Her attitude is great, and so is her walk. Another favorite of mine.
Victoria: She starts saying she's the nerd from Yale and that never thought about modeling, told ya she would never stop saying this. After this she says she should win the competition and that most of the other girls are dumb, and that's it. BOOOOOOO for you Victoria.
Okay, this is the first part of my recap of the season premiere of ANTM Cycle 9, I won't finish it tonight cuz I have to sleep, but tomorrow I'll post the rest of it. See yaaaa!!!
