Wait that looks nice, but how come I don't see it? I'm on the site now and on necklaces and nothing. How much is it?
It's not where it was this morning which leads me to believe it's already sold out. Just go to an arts and crafts retail store, or even to Walmart, and find a metal chain for your pendant. It'll be cheaper than what you would have had to pay for this anyway.
Ke$ha's first-ever jewelry line, Kesha Rose by Charles Albert, contains no fewer than six designs utilizing a gold penis charm. In a matter of days, jewelry from Kesha Rose's "Grow a Pear Collection" began to sell out, starting with the above Penis Charm Pendant necklace. Since Ke$ha's "tongue-in-cheek" collection (feel free to write your own blow-job joke) may be coming to the necks and earlobes of women near you, here's a guide to how to wear your gilded penis jewelry:
DON'T wear penis jewelry on sunny days. You'll get penis tan lines.
DO avert eye contact and hide behind your hair while muttering "rocket ship" if you run into the ladies from your mom's book club.
DON'T wear penis jewelry near construction sites. Street harassment quotient too high to bear.
DON'T wear penis jewelry near junior high schools. Red-faced giggle quotient too high to bear.
DO consider penis jewelry for upscale bachelorette parties. Since Ke$ha's line offers only golden penises, add a "pop of color" with your findings from the "adult party" section at Ricky's.
DON'T clash. When humans mix and match private parts, the result is physical pleasure and the miracle of life. When outfits mix and match private parts — say, a penis pendant necklace with a Beyoncé trompe l'oeil boob shirt — the result is too ludicrous for a mere mortal to bear. Ke$ha should try it, though.
It’s practically de rigueur for a celebrity to have a jewelry line these days, but leave it to Ke$ha to launch one so true to her brand. And it turns out staying true to yourself truly pays off: the pop star known for her crazy partying lifestyle (and the songs she sings about it—”Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack / Cause when I leave for the night, I ain’t coming back” goes the lyrics to her hit “Tik Tok”) has created phallic-inspired jewelry that’s already selling out.
The jewelry line, Kesha Rose By Charles Albert, includes accessories from bracelets to earrings, made of fake-gold Alchemía, which seems only fitting for a pop star who showed up to the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards in a trash bag. The line is split into a few mini-collections, including Cannibal, which is modeled after human teeth, and Warrior, featuring arrowheads and shark teeth. There’s also a collection called Grow A Pear, featuring, yes, phallic-inspired rings, necklaces and more.
The Grow A Pear items aren’t immune from the high sales, despite how tasteless some customers may find them. A penis charm pendant on a gold chain, retailing for $20, is already sold out. Thankfully, our friends at NY Magazine’s The Cut have a few essential style tips for those choosing to bare the balls. Most important: Leave that pendant at home on sunny days to avoid genitalia-shaped tan lines that will gleefully linger past your vacation week.
Of course, no one is all that surprised by Ke$ha’s eyebrow-raising designs. Her lyrics tend toward the graphic and party-ready, and she once made a headdress out of her fans’ teeth. We’re just surprised that the jewelry line doesn’t include a Jesus pendant after her hit song “We R Who We R” included the claim: “No, you don’t wanna mess with us / Got Jesus on my necklace.” Well, Ke$ha?
Just go to an arts and crafts retail store, or even to Walmart, and find a metal chain for your pendant. It'll be cheaper than what you would have had to pay for this anyway. 
