"I FART in front of him. Properly fart."

And with those words, Katy Perry felt she had finally put to rest any speculation that she ever dated Robert Pattinson.

Her justification? That she never breaks wind in front of love interests.

"OK, so here's the proof there was never anything going on with me and Robert Pattinson," she told Elle UK.

"I fart in front of him. Properly fart. And I never, ever fart in front of a man I am dating. That's a rule.

"He's my bud, I'm like his big sister. We just hang out. The other day, I said: 'One of the things I'm most proud of is not sleeping with you, Robert.' And that's true."

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lololol

I see right through your prism

Katy, sis.

Farting in front of your man means you guys are serious in your relationship.

Poor Kristen.

Is she outing him?

ew @ u insinuating a guy and a girl can't be friends without having sex

ummmmmm THIS IS DISGUSTING !!!!!!

GROSS.

Girls farting is such a turn off for me. No thanks

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i see some of these panini pressed names settled in here for katy's majestic fart.

Is that the fanfare to signal that the beginning of the Prism era is upon us.

I'm sorry but idk who he is but his name is familiar.. What did he do or was famous for?

That's what she is saying

The smell of success
Fart all you want Katy.

I thought Ms. Perry had declared flatulence to be beneath her after the Alejandro tweet.

shes funny and mad down to earth...in liking this side of Katy

She's most proud of not sleeping with a friend? Wow, what a momentous accomplishment.

So you only date blow-up dolls?

No id still date and go all the way with Katy and plenty of other girls, but girls doing it in public is a turn off for me.