Can someone rate my Pokemon nicknames?

Croconaw: Crocojawz (named it when it was a totodile)

Crobat: Nox (means night in some language)

Ninetales: Fiamma (means flame in some language)

Togekiss: Togepic (Gave the nn to it when it was a Togetic)

Starmie: Starpiece (it was holding a starpiece. I was gonna name it Starmine actually but that sounded tackier)

Articuno: Ice King ( we used to call it Ice King when I was a kid.)

I've stopped giving them nicknames tho. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Never give a nickname to my pokemon.

Not them standing on water.

nnnnnnnnnnn; This one is fake but, this will be interesting.

Wailord uses Body Slam.

They're in a river or a stream I'm assuming. I still wonder how like sea battles will take place. I always assumed that they'll just stand on a rock or something.

I have stopped posting here daily and I need to start again.

F*ck Cheren. I had to team up with him in Pinwheel forest and we encountered a Pansage and a f*cking shiny Panpour and his f*cking oversized Lillipup killed it with Wild Charge f*ck my life

Panpour is ugly, i would kill him too, shiny or not.

I still hope for Dunsparce, Sableye, Mawile evolution. Not a selut Audino.

I named my Jellicent 'Squishy' after the jellyfish in Finding Nemo but that's it

Imagine the exp. points you would get from killing an Audino evolution

But killing an Audino is just...
-Attract
- Secret Power (makes my pokemon sleep most of the time)
- Double Slap

Kii if you encounter a horde of Audino

Umbreon or Espeon? I'm trying to decide which one I should use. I don't have a dark type or a psychic type.