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The Top 10 Worst Lyrics On Bionic
Although we're sure this is just the beginning, the Top 10 worst lyrics on Floptina's Bionic have been chronicled - and they're HIGHlarious!
Clonetina's worst are:
10. “The old me’s gone, I feel brand new / And if you don’t like it, **** you.” – “Not Myself Tonight”
9. “Strawberry cream is like a dream, my fantasy is reality / When the morning comes, I know that I will, too.” – “Sex for Breakfast”
8. “Hit up prince charming, tell him give me a call / Never mind, screw him / Cause I found somebody better / Never mind, screw him / I make myself so much wetter.” – “Vanity”
7. “Boys suck, make me sick / Inflated egos, little dicks / Use them up, spit ‘em out / I hate boys!” – “I Hate Boys”
6. “You talkin’ out your ass like a wobblehead, you bobblehead.” – “Bobblehead”
5. “All the boys think it’s cake when they taste my (woohoo)/ You don’t even need a plate, just your face, ha (woohoo)/ Licky, licky, yum yum (woohoo)” – “Woo Hoo”
4. “Thank you Mom and Daddy, cause I turn myself on.” – “Vanity”
3. “And now I take myself to be my lawfully wedded bitch.” – “Vanity”
2. “They’re only good for fruit, I mean bananas / Them boys so nuts, they’re drivin’ me bananas.” – “I Hate Boys”
1. “A rubber band was an analogy / You could even say it’s a metaphor.” – “Elastic Love”
Ha! Mayjah fail.
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Floptina Cancels Tour!!!!
We saw this one coming a mile away!!!
Xpiredtina Aguilera has cancelled her summer tour across North America!
Sources tell us that poor ticket sales are to blame, but Floptina's camp is claiming otherwise. They are saying the tour is merely "postponed" - until 2011! That's more than a few months!
In a statement from Live Nation, the tour promoters, Aguilera announced the summer tour has been moved to 2011 due to prior commitments she had to make for promoting her new album, Bionic, which leaked online today, and her upcoming film debut, Burlesque, which is slated for a November.
"The singer felt she needed more time to rehearse the show and with less than a month between the album release and tour date this wasn’t possible," the statement read.
Poor Floptina!
This is not a good day for her!!!
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American Sales Numbers Are In! Officially A FlopTina
The numbers are in, and it's not looking good!
FlopTina Aguilera's less than stellar new album, Bionic, debuted at a disappointing #3 spot on the U.S. sales chart, beat out by two SOUNDTRACKS - the #1 going to Glee, and the #2 for Eclipse!
Worse yet, she's sold only a FRACTION of what Back To Basics did in its first week (346,000 copies)!
According to Hits Daily Double, FlopTina's Bionic sold 111,838 .
Sorry, bb!
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Disgusting hypocrite. No wonder Gaga stopped using him and he got mad.
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