One time I was supposed to be washing all the glasses in this bar in the glass/dishwasher. By the end there were about 20 of them left and I was bored so I threw them all in glass recycling
When I worked at Subway last year, I'd just put the regular mayonnaise in the Lite Mayonnaise containers. I used to steal their cookies and brownies too. And the day before I quit I gave money away to customers. **** those assholes for not training me on my first job.
I worked yesterday and since I was alone, after I gave the people we were catering for their food I sat around in the back and did absolutely nothing but text and mess on my phone all day
I used to steal CD's I got caught twice. Also I got mad when my dad moved back he left us and I hated him for it so I ran off and lost my virginity to this pedophile pastor who had an enlarged forehead.
I used to steal CD's I got caught twice. Also I got mad when my dad moved back he left us and I hated him for it so I ran off and lost my virginity to this pedophile pastor who had an enlarged forehead.
Also I got mad when my dad moved back he left us and I hated him for it so I ran off and lost my virginity to this pedophile pastor who had an enlarged forehead.
Child, even if that was at work, I would never say that in public. That's ratchet
I used to steal CD's I got caught twice. Also I got mad when my dad moved back he left us and I hated him for it so I ran off and lost my virginity to this pedophile pastor who had an enlarged forehead.
I used to steal CD's I got caught twice. Also I got mad when my dad moved back he left us and I hated him for it so I ran off and lost my virginity to this pedophile pastor who had an enlarged forehead.
I work at a grocery store as an office assistant, and after I finish the morning deposit, all I do is sit my ass in the office on my phone, hahahaha. I put tons of stuff back on the shelves after they've been refunded that I don't think should go, but it's easier than taking it to the back. Other than that, my job deals with money, so I stay crystal clear on that. I have too bright of a future ahead of me to **** it all up with a fugs embezzlement charge.
I guess I also lie about stuff like money orders and lottery being down when I'm too lazy to deal with it, but that ain't a big deal.
Part of my job is to put returns back on the shelf, and if I don't know where something goes, I just put it in a random place, even though it's against the rules. Everyone does it though.
If I'm putting reshops back on the shelf (things that people left behind because they decided they didn't want it) and I can't figure out where it goes, I'll just put in in a random place. Like yesterday I couldn't figure out where this freaking cooler thing went so I just left it next to some dog food. Or I couldn't find where a can of olives went so I threw it behind some cans of soup And sometimes I'll excuse myself towards the end of my shift to "go to the bathroom" but I'll actually go spend like my last 20 minutes just ****ing around in there until it's my time to clock out because I don't feel like working anymore. And other times I'll go up to take my break but I'll wait a couple minutes after I get up there to clock in that I've taken my break so I can get even more time off. And the real kii is my managers always tell me that I'm the best worker and that I'm the only one that doesn't slack off
A lot of the time, I say I have to go to the washroom... but I really just end up screwing around on my phone.
I got written up for a stupid reason one time, so refused to sign.
There are times where I don't clock out for my break, so I'm still getting paid.
Eating in the back when its dead out front, I actually got bitched at by one of my managers saying "What are you doing, wasting company's money!"
Lately during close I will slack, just because they expect the place to be sparkling clean.
Never really done anything that could get me fired though.
I used to steal CD's I got caught twice. Also I got mad when my dad moved back he left us and I hated him for it so I ran off and lost my virginity to this pedophile pastor who had an enlarged forehead.
I used to steal CD's I got caught twice. Also I got mad when my dad moved back he left us and I hated him for it so I ran off and lost my virginity to this pedophile pastor who had an enlarged forehead.
I used to steal CD's I got caught twice. Also I got mad when my dad moved back he left us and I hated him for it so I ran off and lost my virginity to this pedophile pastor who had an enlarged forehead.
That's ratchet
And sometimes I'll excuse myself towards the end of my shift to "go to the bathroom" but I'll actually go spend like my last 20 minutes just ****ing around in there until it's my time to clock out because I don't feel like working anymore. And other times I'll go up to take my break but I'll wait a couple minutes after I get up there to clock in that I've taken my break so I can get even more time off. And the real kii is my managers always tell me that I'm the best worker and that I'm the only one that doesn't slack off
