So I'm not sure what percentage of the ATRL population works, but I started a full time job at a fast food restaurant (rhymes with Furger Ling
) and so much f-ckery has been going on lately.
- An old man came in once and literally stared at a group of kids playing in the play area for about 30 minutes. My manager decided to call the cops on his butt and he overheard so he ran out of the back entrance and set the alarm. He broke the door and the alarm went on and wouldn't stop so we had to close the restaurant down that day. The cops then came as we were telling everyone to leave and they thought there was a hostage situation or something.
- A very fat lady rushed ha ass to the bathroom one day. After about 15 minutes, she went up to the counter and yelled at one of my coworkers for having a disgusting bathroom. He went in and saw that she SPRAYED doodoo from ha butt on the walls, missing everywhere but the toilet and he had to clean it up because I was working in the kitchen.
- One time a little girl got left behind by ha family and started crying. We didn't know what to do so we just gave her free soda. Luckily, they went back after 10 minutes to snatch her back. They didn't even say thank you or anything.
- Another old man once came in to order. He asked for a Big Mac and I was like no m'am, we're Furger Ling. He then yelled at me and insisting that McDonalds always have it. I told him that this isn't McDonalds and we do have a burger like that. I then held out a paper with a Furger Ling advertisement and he clapped back by saying that I was stupid and left.
- I got into a fight with one of my older coworkers because he called Lady Gaga the Antichrist in disguise. He threw a french fry at me.
- The soda machine broke one time because a fat lady fell into it. She was getting her drink and dropped the cup, she took a step forward and slipped onto her drink on the floor and completely dented the machine. Soda was spraying out everywhere. She proceeded to run away.
Little mexican kids came out of nowhere and started to catch the soda onto they cups until I told them to scram.
- A coworker quit on the spot once because a customer asked for more ketchup in ha bag. She cussed the lady out and threw her apron out the drive through window.
! Only in Fastfood restaurants 
