We've caught up with 2NE1 members to discuss their long-awaited comeback. We are not quite aware what they are coming back to cause to this day the South Korean public is puzzled whether these girls are some random Youtube reality show bunch or a North Korean experiment gone horribly wrong and has somehow managed to get sneaked across the border.
The girls looked quite stressed and untidy so we've waited a few minutes before we started our interview
Interviewer: Why did your comeback take so long? We've been hearing that one outta your two fans has actually made some drastic steps in order to get you girls back together by refusing food and farm work and crashing the family tractor into the pigsty before being admitted for irresponsible behavior, emotional outbursts, depression and often suicide attempts which failed due to the fact that the subject couldn't get past the piles and piles of lard to cause any sort of major internal bleeding. The other one sadly has yet to hear about you guys taking a break due to his hearing problems and the doctors have recently found that his hearing aid hasn't been working properly for a few years now - we're still unaware whether your music or some other factor has caused his hearing aid to stop working.
Dara: Well actually what the issue with us was that we're very accidents-prone and every time we'd have a recording session one of us would end up getting caught up into something. Like the other day Minzy was randomly humped by a stray bulldog looking for a female during his mating season. If it wasn't for Bom looking like a walking poisonous blow-up fish this wouldn't have ended well. But luckily at the sight of her the dog squealed and run away as we picked up Minzy off the street and calmed her down.
