Member Since: 3/19/2011
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@caitlinmoran: Torn between wanting to continue ignoring Katie Hopkins, and finding out where she lives and running her over with a tank #thismorning
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@KTHopkins: @caitlinmoran @Bale_Drown123 I don't think you need a tank sweetie. Those thighs would do it.
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20 stone woman. Her: 'This is my new baby Cosette'. Friend: 'That's lovely, what does it mean'. Her: 'Little thing'. Everything is relative
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This is Jayden. He is on Free School Meals. He also has an iphone, ipad and latest Wii. A wonder of modern parenting.
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'This is my new baby Sydney. My boyfriend and I went traveling.' Apparently so.
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'Tanya, have your got your voluntary contribution for the school trip?' 'No, mum said Sky Sports Subs were due'.
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'Rhiannan, if you aren't here by the time I count to 5, you're in big trouble'. Rhiannan struggles above 3. Is oblivious to impending doom.
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To Henry, George, Bertie, Isabella, Rose and Clarissa, I say thank you. Intelligent parents typically give intelligent names to their kids.
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Meet the Teacher. Brandon: 'Mum says she can meet you in the car. She is on the double yellows at the school gate, like normal'.
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this bitch is the biggest trollbeast right now!!
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We all do that, but it ultimately doesn't say anything about a child/person.
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