Wait, did she not even shave her pits for her wedding?

Where's the honeymoon?

nnnnnnnn;

I hope the bridge files a restraining order though. Marriage without his consent is unacceptable

They will get divorced due to irreconcilable differences...

For one thing, he's always hard for her

I think I should marry a cactus.

You do realize you're defending someone who willingly married a bridge right?

Amazing, she looks happy. I'm happy for them.