YES! Snatch the virginity ring and Britney speech

Sweetie, use that to your advantage. You can be the Lady Gaga of asexuals. That's what I plan on doing if my book sales ever get too low.


But I had to stay at a mental hospital for almost a month once. That's all I've got.

Nothing.

The fact that I used ATRL in the first place.

Well how could they prove it was your account?

I take anywhere from 8-10 shots of vodka before I go out. I'm 19.

I got detention on my birthday for forgetting my English book.

I think I've said my first name a few times, as well as listing it on my profile, and I've also spoken about living in central Illinois. Since I aspire to be a successful politician, I'd assume that there's very few people with my name in central Illinois that will have had exactly the same interests and aspirations as me. It would be hard to prove, but not impossible.

I also have real life friends here and I once had another member as a friend on Facebook, so there's that - they could just sell me out.

You better get ready to hide.

Definitely ATRL.

They also could find out that I was gay? Grindr?

Sex tape