My cat likes to hide and playfully attack me when I walk by.

My cats put their butt on the dining room table sometimes =_=

One of my cats looks me in the eyes and pees on something of mine when she is just to far away to stop whenever I disobey her. The same cat, Ninja, huffs with me for weeks after I come home from America, she will cry and cry at the door then I'll open it and she just pretends I'm not there until someone else lets her in.

Me and my mom will be talking and her doves make this loud 'Mhm' sound and so if we're discussing something and they make that 'Mhm' sound its shady as hell I swear they know wtf I'm saying. They're not normal doves but Diamond doves

THIS! All the time.

My in-laws' dog probably used to think I dressed horribly, because from time to time he would take out clothes from the closet just when I was about to leave the house

My two rabbits who live together always take food out of each others mouths or they steal treats. They also hump each other when the other is asleep and Natalie used to climb on my back all of the time. One time Lexie (I spell her name like that, deal with it.) went behind the couch so I stayed on the staircase, perched and pressed, She got out and looked at me and just ran back under the couch shady bitches.


And my other rabbit Pepper is obese and such a drama queen omg

And one time my rabbit Pepper jumped up on the table and just ****

Same. My cat sits in a chair at the table like he is a dinner guest, begging for handouts.

Every time I put a toy in my dog's toy chest b/c he hasn't played with it in a while, he all of a sudden just HAS to play with it so he goes and dumps his toy chest over and messes with all these toys he hasn't touched in months or even years.