omg chile...
the other week im chilling a few blocks from my house and a damn car pulls up with like 3-4 people in it and i didnt take no notice and they started making all this noise i turn around OMG
they had all like balaclavas on their faces and one had a white one on and it looked creepy as **** and then the one with the white one got out the car and started crashing me and my friends and im hearing gun shots and all sorts omfg i ran for my damn LIFE.

When I tried to fight some dude but the teacher wouldn't let me go. He was strong as ****.

Last year this Confederate sympathizer tired to kidnap me he came up to me and grabbed me he called me boy and told me to go with him I yanked away and ran in the store.

This other time I was home alone and this meth head tried to break in my house she had a knife and was trying to pick the lock she later ran off after I said I called the law.

Everyday I fear getting scalped by some thirsty hussies because my weave is always laid to the good Gods above.

I've been in 2 plane emergencies. The first one the cabin lost pressure and we had to do an emergency landing. The 2nd one we were coming in to land when the front landing gear failed to locked in place. We had to circle for an hour or so to burn excess fuel before attempting to land. The pilot did an amazing job, landing on the rear wheels like a massive wheelie before gravity finally took over and the nose hit the runway. I was convinced the plane was going to erupt into a massive fireball.

Those evacuation slides aren't as fun as they look

Got followed back by a strange guy in Dublin. Unfamiliar city with a high crime rate, no phone and 2 females alone. Took all my reserve not to run, I've never opened and re-locked a door faster in my life.

Where on Earth do you live that **** like that goes down and you seem so laidback about it...

DEAD. Y'all a ratched hood ass mess

Omg sis, did you report them?

Hmm for me, i'm too safe/clean to get into dangerous mess

The closet thing would prob b chopping veggies and hoping not to whack off a finger

North East Texas and that's nothing compared to the church burnings of the 90's here

I worked at a gym and some guy used to call me everyday from a blocked number telling me how he wanted to be with me.

Once he told me he like a sweater I was wearing the day before, the day before was a Sunday, I hadn't gone to work. The only thing I had done that day was mow the grass so he had to have been watching me at home..

I think he used to park across the street from the gym and watch me cause I always noticed headlights from the same car like everynight.. Finally I called the police and told him so and he left me alone

also another time chilling in my friends house who is the epitome of raTchet and like i heard all this banging and then bang there goes ha front door and these guys rolling up with guns and shiz asking bout some sort of drug her mum had sold to them or she brought or whatever she was caught up in this whole drug deal and like omg i was so scarred that day i NEVER went to her side of town again i always made ha come to me

lmao sis all day errday