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When your friends post boring photos on Instagram, you can always harass them about it to their face, and maybe stop them from doing it again.
But when celebrities do it, there is no recourse. And what's worse, everyone loves it. Your friend's photo of a cloud goes unloved and without a single comment. But Hilary Duff's photo of a cloud is loved a thousand-fold. The comments are endless. Both photos look like ****. This is the terrible power of celebrity.
The cornballs will inherit the earth. These are the 25 Most Boring Celebrity Instagram Feeds.
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25. Ashley Tisdale
Instagram Handle: ashleytis
She drinks more coffee than your dad, which really confuses those sexual fantasies.
24. Randy Jackson
Instagram Handle: yo_randyjackson
Curious that there aren't more photos of Jackson hanging out with his best friends, Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj.
23. Tori Spelling
Instagram Handle: torianddean
Call us jaded, but it's like she's trying to sell us something.
22. Kylie Minogue
Instagram Handle: kylieminogue
You ever think about how often guys with foot fetishes must get unexpected hard-ons while on Instagram?
21. Mitt Romney
Instagram Handle: mittromney
His last post was three months ago. That's weird. What happened?
20. Ashton Kutcher
Instagram Handle: mrkatalyst
Seventeen photos. Five face-obscuring selfies. Two pics of dogs.
19. Newt Gingrich
Instagram Handle: newtgingrich
Newt shockingly lost most of his followers after his unsucessful primary bid, but if you like pics of podiums, he's your man.
18. Nick Jonas
Instagram Handle: nickjonas
Kids like this got beat up in public school.
17. Chad Johnson
Instagram Handle: ochocinco
Well, boring if you're a heterosexual male who doesn't need that much ego.
16. Whitney Cummings
Instagram Handle: therealwhitney
Cummings's account is as witty, playful, and cute as her show. This is a diss.
15. Hilary Duff
Instagram Handle: hilaryduff
Let's see, we've got the sky, and some shoes, and what looks like a baby. Sure, we'll go to bed now.
14. Zac Efron
Instagram Handle: zefron
Your boy's PR Team has this account in a chokehold. Thank God the same isn't true of badgirlriri
13. Jessica Alba
Instagram Handle: jessicaalba
Is there anything more empty and soul-crushing than her shot of a Starbucks?
12. Paris Hilton
Instagram Handle: parishilton
Dogs in purses, advertisements, and vanity shots-just as Nostradamus predicted.
11. Channing Tatum
Instagram Handle: channingtatumunwrapped
The author recognizes he may not be the target audience, as their are over a million individuals who seem to enjoy this PR machine.
10. Ryan Seacrest
Instagram Handle: ryanseacrest
Hearts, balloons, bears, garbage—it sounds so much more exciting on paper.
9. Mark Zuckerberg
Instagram Handle: zuck
Just a man and his wife and his dog, having regular computer adventures, you know? For eight photos, it's so damn real.
8. Zooey Deschanel
Instagram Handle: zooeydeschanel
When not making that surprised face, she is making food or nails. She grows them herself.
7. Jeremy Piven
Instagram Handle: howulivinjpiven
The man with the worst Instagram handle ever loves long walks on the beach. And long walks on the beach. And long walks on the beach. And long walks on the beach.
6. Lady Gaga
Instagram Handle: ladaygaga
There are pictures of the back of her head, as well. To switch it up.
5. Pauly D
Instagram Handle: djpaulyd
So refreshing to not look at his face. Sick gelled blowout, Pauly.
4. Lauren Conrad
Instagram Handle: laurenconrad
Believe it or not, but the photos of her dog and her meals are the most interesting parts of her feed.
3. Kim Kardashian
Instagram Handle: kimkardashian
Aside from the occasional thirst-magnet pic, Kim K's feed feels like a lookbook edited by precocious middle-schoolers.
2. Taylor Swift
Instagram Handle: taylorswift
That's right, Taylor. You and your cat have the perfect relationship. This cat isn't anything like Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Conor Kennedy, or Harry Styles. Those were people, and you're beyond that.
1. Michael Phelps
Instagram Handle: m_phelps00
It's important to put this down in writing: Michael Phelps uses Instagram to post screengrabs of the weather as shown on his iPhone. Michael Phelps isn't technically a person.
SOURCE: http://www.complexmag.ca/pop-culture...stagram-feeds/
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