Season me up real good and let my ass roast.
Seriously, I've never really liked the whole idea of gawking over a dead body. It's kind of morbid to me. A lot of people only go to funerals to be nosy. I remember when my uncle died, there was a picture floating around of him in his casket.

. People don't respect the dead.
I want to be cremated and have a memorial service to which only close family and friends will be invited. Your body is only a temple anyway. Spread my ashes over my mom's grave.