One spring break, a bunch of my buddies and I went to iHop after coming from like a club or something and we were beyond drunk. After eating we just walked out. We woke up the next day realizing we hadn't paid, but I got to save $10.

I plagiarized others' works.

Hmm, I illegally downloaded Adobe Photoshop CS6, that costs like $600.00

If we're talking about me actually going somewhere and stealing something, I stole a caramel candy in CVS, it was dropped on the ground it was perfectly fine, it costs $0.25

let me report these users to the police real quick

The only thing I've ever stolen was a candy bar as a kid

Orange TicTacs.

A bicycle

When I was a child I stole a book so I could give it to someone as a present. I think that's it!

I downloaded Miranda Lambert's discography :meatwad:

A pair of sunglasses from Ross when I was a little kid because they reminded me of a pair Gwen Stefani wore

Umm I don't remember stealing much because I was so ashamed I blocked it out of my memory.

I do remember stealing something that was worth maybe 2 dollars but had a lot of sentimental value from my friend. It was a gift in his family from like the 1600s . It was in a time capsule they had and every generation but one of their favorite all time toys/trinkets/whatever they liked in it. I took a teddy bear from it and threw it down the sewer .

He was crying but he never knew I did it so I got off lucky , i'm sure I stole something expensive before but I don't remember

The full HD file of a movie from a company's FTP server. I'm the only person that has it.

A $0.05 candy