My parents thought I was in college two semesters ago but really I didn't. I used the enrollment money to **** up my life. It was a long string of lies.
I used to tell people that i was born in various European counties like The UK France or Estonia. I wanted to seem foreign and exotic I hated being a damn Texas born fool.
I told my PE teachers that I get period pains. I don't know how/why but they actually believed me and I managed to skip PE once a month and get a pass to leave.
I was a hormonal a**ho*e in high school tho, that could be why.
I told my Intro to Advertisement proffesor that I didn't do my final project because I just came out to my family and they disowned me. I told her I had been depressed lately because of it. She waived the grade.
Omg genius
I forgot an assignment (it was done I just left it at home) so I faked an asthma attack. I'm an asthmatic so everyone bought it and rushed me off to the school nurse. I did such a good job faking it I brought on an actual asthma attack and they had to call an ambulance
I told my best friend that I just haven't found the right guy yet. I later came out to her though. She's the only friend I've told about it
And I once knew a chick who believed everything you told her. I told her I was famous back in Germany, had kids, and had played a substantial role in finding Osama Bin Laden
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Originally posted by BlazingLovatic
One time I told one of my best friends that Ed Sheeran [She's obsessed with him] had died & she was like "stop lying", so I showed her a fake web page & she thought it was real and started crying to the point where she was like screaching and red.. I felt really bad, but when she found out he wasn't dead she was really pissed off with me and the next day put ants in my cereal and I think I may have actually ate one
That's just mean. I would be EXTREMELY pissed if someone lied to me and told me that Kelly died. And I would react the very same way as your friend.
Well, I've had to tell my parents that I'm 100% straight and not asexual, and that I do identify as a girl. It still sucks, but I'm used to being told that I have to dress "like a woman", so it doesn't bother me as much. But I really hate lying to them because when I do finally come out to them, they're going to be crushed enough that the whole lying thing will just kill them even more, and they'll probably feel like it's their fault that I can't tell them anything and it's just going to suck.
Me and some friends were chilling at some construction site of a house which was almost done. We found a big box full of cement and we basically ruined all their windows, broke the toilet seat and made some holes in a few walls. When we left the owner was just driving to his house and he basically chased us and even hit some of my friends
Anyway, he wanted to go to my parents and talk about what happened, but I told him they beat me up on a daily basis and that it'd be even worse if he went and told them, so eventually he felt sorry for me and didn't go
1. "Sorry I lost my phone"
2. "You are very nice but we can't meet again I'm in a relationship"
3. "Yeah, I totally killed this test"
4. "No, I don't think you are ugly"
5. "Of course, you can get my number"
6. "I would never talk about you behind your back"
7. "I never tried drugs, they are disgusting.
8. "I won't tell anybody about your problems"
9. "I really like you"
10. "Yes I am single"
It wasn't exactly a lie bc no one ever asked me about it, but my senior year in high school I had got a job a few months before school was over and on the day of my sisters graduation (in the morning) I had to work (in the afternoon) and so I tried to call in saying I had a doctors appointment because i wanted to be with my family for the rest of the day, but they said I should have told them before and even though I was still supposed to go in for work I never showed and didn't go back good thing I was moving the same summer Til this day my mom thinks I left on good terms
Til this day my mom thinks I left on good terms