You fat heathens from Chicago can enjoy your extra, unnecessary calories with that thick Adele-like crust while us legendary and iconic New Yorkers remain superior in every way possible.
Chicago Pizza is just a variation of pizza, NYC actually sticks the most to the original pizza style formed in Italy and was the first place in the US to sell Pizza. It's like starting a Michael Jackson vs. Beyoncé argument. Michael Jackson is the original and he will always win.
