I don't know what to do.
It's pretty obvious I will not be winning anything.
I don't know whether to pull a 2013 Gaga Grammy situation and keep my dignity and not show up, or come to support my fellow PlayToyas.
I think I just need to swallow my pride, and be there and congratulate all the winners.
You should be used to swallowing by now so just come and enjoy the awards.
I'm not here for Michelle's thirsty ass trying to get a photo op with me during the break but at least I have a seat now. I just hope her ashy knees don't bump up against my couture gown.