Originally posted by highwayuni

Xtinabox.

Originally posted by highwayuni

Sis I don't even stan for the Micropenis Xtinabox One inch anymore, but these Play-Apes have been feeling themselves too much lately. They need to be smacked downE. I thought the current state of the Vitanic would have been reason enough to keep them quiet, but welp.

Originally posted by highwayuni

Sis I don't even stan for the Micropenis Xtinabox One inch anymore, but these Play-Apes have been feeling themselves too much lately. They need to be smacked downE. I thought the current state of the Vitanic would have been reason enough to keep them quiet, but welp.

Originally posted by highwayuni

I've moved onto bigger and greater things since those days where I stanned for those tacky inferior gaming consoles. They need to be reminded that the PC will always been be 10 steps ahead of them.

You should join the PC master gaming race. It's fabulous! We can play games and browse ATRL at the same time without screaming at the TV screen like a banshee.

Originally posted by H-I-M

Originally posted by highwayuni

But KIIIIIIIIIIII @ you Play-Apes getting so much LIFE from Microdick's conference.

Let me just remind you of the facts about the PSSNORE and Sony:
- It's "GROUNDBREAKING GAMER FOCUSED TECHNOLOGY" will be outdated within the next few years (if it hasn't been already, I never really bothered to check) and the PC master gaming race will be kiing at your inferior technology *cackles*

- Nintendo's big three exclusives (Mario/Zelda/SSB) and Microsoft's big three exclusives (Halo, Gears and Forza) have outsold the large majority of Sony's exclusives except Grand Turismo (including the "ICONIC" and "INNOVATIVE" Uncharted (anywhere on the regional software charts)) *cackles*

- E3 is just around the corner and Phony has already shown off all it has to offer (bar the damn console itself). Who gone be checking for that cheap ass copper robot by the time it's released? *looks at Ratchet and Clanks, Sly's and Jak and Dexters sales* NO ONE *cackles*

- It took them 5 whole years to turn a damn profit. And it only took them several re-releases of the console, 500x price drops, 1413589138591859138 "hardcore" exclusives, a ***** remote, free online play and resorting to giving away their games (besides all the desperate promotion they've been trying). *cackles*

You damn ratchet messes should pipe down and go buy a Vita.