Does anyone else on here stans for stan-wars.com ?
This website is just hilarious
My favorite parts:
The Stan Version of The Truth on Britney Spears :
Artist Bio
Britney Spears is a pop legend who is of equal talent, impact and influence as Michael Jackson and Madonna and her first two albums outsold your fave’s entire discography.
Britney was raised in Kentwood, Louisiana. She was a very happy and energetic child because she knew that one day her first two albums would outsell your fave’s entire discography.
When she was 11 years old, she joined the cast of the Mickey Mouse club with Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera and Ryan Gossling, who would all go on to become superstars while Britney went on to have two albums that outsold your fave’s entire discography.
When Britney was 17 years old, she released her debut album, the first of two albums that has outsold your fave’s entire discography.
For the next decade, she would establish herself as a bonafide pop icon with two albums that outsold your fave’s entire discography.
Today she continues to record and perform, but now divides her time between hosting the American version of X-Factor and raising her two beautiful children --- one child for each album that has outsold your fave’s entire discography.
Talent & Musical Style
Britney is an amazing entertainer whose vocal talent is rivaled only by Aretha Franklin and whose dancing is rivaled only by Michael Jackson. As far as musicianship, she played piano in concert that one time on that one song so that makes her just as good (if not, better) than Stevie Wonder.
Impact/Achievements
As far as pop stars are concerned the only artists on Britney’s level are Michael Jackson and Madonna. Britney’s career has been one iconic and impactful moment after another. The schoolgirl outfit --- everybody wore one, the red latex catsuit --- everybody was wearing one. She’s such an iconic impactful icon with a lot of impact and iconicness.
The Stan Version of The Truth On Lady Gaga
Artist Bio
In the beginning, when Gaga created the heavens and the earth, music was a formless void and darkness covered with basic, untalented bitches.
Then Gaga said, let there be light and there was light.
And then Gaga said let there be pop music and there was pop music.
And then she said, let there be homosexuals and about 6 of them appeared out of the mist, twirling glow sticks while “Judas” played in the background.
And Gaga gathered dust and Metamucil from the ground, blew into its nostrils and thus Madonna was born.
And Gaga took one of Madonna’s ribs and made Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera.
And Gaga took a magical wig, washed it in unicorn tears and thus Beyonce was born.
And Gaga took one of Beyonce’s used tampons and spit on it, and thus Rihanna was born.
Gaga then created the moon, the sun, the stars and the galaxies. She created the heavens, the earth, wind, fire, water and Earth, Wind and Fire. She created concerts, music videos MTV, VH1, BET, CMT, MTV2, MTV Tres, MTV Jams, MTV Europe, MTV Japan, MTV Compton, MTV Denver and MTV Alabama. She created the Grammys, the VMAs, the BET Awards, The American Music Awards, the Native American Music Awards,, dance music, techno, dubstep, 2- step, electro, techno, eletro-techno, techno-electro, electrostep dub-technostep and Ciara's 1, 2 Step.
Talent & Musical Style
Lady Gaga does not copy, steal, nor do other pop artists influence her. Although she created pop music, pop music itself is boring. She is a true artist and is 100% original. She is so original that she gave birth to herself.
The Hater Version of the Truth on Rihanna
Rihanna is a Barbadian swamp creature of questionable talent and immigration status. She is best known for the game of live-action Mortal Kombat she and Fistopher played the night before the Grammys in 2009.
Britlexia
Britney Spears stans suffer from condition called Britlexia. Britlexia is a learning disability that impairs a stan's ability to understand simple logic and read basic English. Even though their reading comprehension is poor they are still able to read record sales, ticket sales, and can understand the word "sold out". This makes reading reviews and critiques difficult, but has no effect on reading 10-year old sales stats.
Example of Britlexia:
Read this paragraph:
Britney appeared last night in Atlanta as apart of a 100-date tour. She appeared three hours late and once she took the stage she drooled on herself, picked her nose, and flicked boogers at people in the front row. She also fell asleep 3 times and urinated on the stage. The sold out crowd, some of whom paid $500 a ticket, began to walk out within 20 minutes. It estimated that the tour will gross over $100 million.
This is how the paragraph appears to a person with Britlexia:
❚❚❚❚❚❚❚100-date tour ✤✶✷✸✹✺✻$500 a ticket❤❤❤$100 million.
and this page
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http://stan-wars.com/englishtostan.html
and so much more but the websites has to many gems
they're so wrong for this