Ugh, one time I was at a party and these two girls came up to me that I sorta knew. They knew I was gay and they each took one of my hands and put it on one of their boobs and they were like "Whose is better?!". I was completely mortified, but I have to say I thought they would be all squishy but they were pretty damn firm.
All the straight guys were standing around with their mouths wide open and they started going "I'm gay too! Let me feel!!". smh, I don't wanna feel up your titties.