I am screeching. Poor Lord.

I can't find it now because the VMAs incident has completely contaminated the search results, but I remember a magazine interview Taylor did in the spring or summer of '09. She was asked what artist she really wanted to work with and replied by relating a dream she'd had where she was in the studio with Kanye. "And then I woke up and I was really sad."

And there's this, from a year ago:



What's that jacket, Margiela?

Taylor needs to release the 22 Remix, with the original bridge It will save 22 from free-falling.

Ah yes, here it is! lol

PH Arena

Damn at these! September really at that time she already release her lead single for her new era unless she decided to take a break! What an obvious troll

eew!

It's late and I'm bored so I'm gonna analyze Taylor's relationships for y'all

Now Ed said Taylor only dated 2 people since 2010 and about 7 her whole life, so I'm gonna solve that.

Drew (non teardrops Drew)
Sam

Joe Jonas
The college guy
John Mayer
Jake gyllenhaal
Conor Kennedy

Brings us to 7, here are ones I'd say she "almost" dated

Taylor Lauhtner- I think they "hung out" a bit to promote VD. Taylor L wanted to start an actual relationship, Taylor S was more interested in Mayer, hence BTD's apology

Harry- the way I observed their relationship when it was happening was they went on like 3 dates, didn't really click, and went their seperate ways. Of course the dates were highly publicized and the directioners blew it way out of proportion like they were serious.

So...these are what I've heard about the songs...

Tim McGraw- About Drew. He was a senior when she was a freshman, and well yeah.
Picture to Burn- I've heard it's about a guy she liked and almost dated until she found out he was a jerk. She twisted the lyrics to make it more of a breakup song
Teardrops on My Guitar- Drew Hardwick.
A place in this world- herself
Cold as you- I'm a bit stumped. I heard it may be about a friend that she had to drop. Honestly I'm not sure
The Outside- herself
TTWAS- her bulimic friend
Stay beautiful- she just though Corey was really good looking
Should've said no- Sam
Mary's Song- her neighbors
Our song- non TOMG Drew
IOMWIWY- Abigail, lyrics twisted to be more of a relationship song
Invisible- the boy she had a crush on at the Jersey shore when she was 11
APGH- ...

Fearless- daydreaming
Fifteen- Abigail
Love Story- not sure. Could be the college guy I suppose, or maybe Sam. Or someone we don't know.
Hey Stephen- See Stay Beautiful, but with Stephen Barker Lyles
White Horse- apparently she wrote this when she was younger, but I'm gonna go with Sam again
YBWM- her guy friend had a horrible GF, she didn't like him like that, but she got the song idea from him
Breathe- Emily
Tell me Why- could be Sam again
You're not Sorry- Sam. Definitely
The Way I loved you- again, I have no idea, maybe Sam (screaming fighting) College Guy (sensible and so incredible)
Forever and Always- Joe
The Best Day- her mom
Change- her band/fans
Jump Than Fall- Joe
Untouchable- cover
Come in with the Rain- it's old, so maybe Drew. Twisted to be about Joe when released
Superstar- Jake Owen I think, another old one
TOSOTD- not sure, again another old one so maybe Drew or Sam

Mine- heard its about her crush on Cory Montieth, can't be sure.
Sparks Fly- Jake Owen / John Mayer, see Superstar
Back to December- Taylor L
Speak Now- her friends situation
Dear John- Mayer
Mean- the critic
TSOU- Mayer
Never Grow Up- herself
Enchanted- Adam, she was "enchanted" to meet him
Better than Revenge- Camille Belle
Innocent- Kanye
Haunted- I'd have to go with Joe
Last Kiss- Joe
Long Live- her band and fans
Ours- Mayer
ITWAM- sounds like Joe, maybe Mayer
Superman- Mayer

State of Grace- Jake
red - Jake
Treacherous- Mayer
IKYWT- Mayer
All too well- Jake
22- her friends
I almost Do- Jake
WANEGBT- Jake, MAYBE Mayer.
SSS- daydreaming
TLT- Jake
Holy Ground- Joe
Sad beautiful Tragic- Jake
The Lucky One- herself/Joni Mitchell/???
Everything has changed- Conor
Starlight- Ethel
Begin Again- Jake/ either Conor or Will, she went on one date with him but nothing materialized

TMIK- Jake
CBBH- I say Jake again
Girl at home- maybe Harry not sure again

So basically The debut is the Drew album, fearless is the Sam album, Speak Now is the John album and Red is the Jake album.

The debut and Fearless were a lot harder to try and figure out...

There it is! That sent my mind into a tizzy, dreaming about a possible collaboration between them. Until he went and ruined it. But it didn't quite taunt me as much as JoJo and Kanye at the 2004 VMAs.

Wait, she dated a Drew who was a senior when she was a freshman? Man, now I'm just going to feel like a sequel.

My name is Drew and I was a senior when she was a freshman. I was supposed to be the senior boy who winked at her and said "I haven't seen you around, before!"

I think Girl At Home could be about Zac Efron.

I'm pretty sure it could be about Harry. Remember how it said in VF that he was chasing her for a year? In pretty sure while he was dating all these women he also hit on Taylor. Honestly I couldn't see it being about Zac Efron I hope their friendship isn't ruined

39 told you it would be in the 30's at the end of the day

I doubt he was including guys she dated when she was 15. And she didn't date a 'college guy'. Us Weekly is full of ****. He was including Harry Styles.

Taylor sold Being With My Baby

She's an Australian country singer by the way.

Mess

But Zac had a girlfriend during the time they were hanging out and he did seem to be quite into the Lord. Someone on Tumblr also came up with a really long theory about it a couple of months ago. I mean, I could be wrong but it's a possibility.

And mess @ Hairy obsessing over Her and stalking Her. Tragic.

Speaking of things that went wrong.

These days of constant praise. Oh and Taylor being "immune from Scandal" according to MTV guy:

I know right. He stalks and pesists for her and then she's the one portrayed as the clingy girlfriend

Zac Efron was on Craig Ferguson recently and he said the condom he dropped on the red carpet for The Lorax was from the night before and he had left them in his pants, suggesting he didn't get lucky. Maybe he tried getting with Taylor that night before the premiere and Taylor denied him, hence why the condom remained unused and then Girl at Home was written, lol idk wtf

She better expose his obsessive ass on the next album, I'm counting on Her. I'm ready for WANEGOD 2.0.