The 20 Worst Album Titles of All Time


Source:
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=2386
Why are CD sales plummeting year after year? It's not because iTunes is so much better; it's because some of the album titles were so retarded we were ashamed to be overheard asking for them.

Don't believe us? Imagine yourself walking up to the counter and asking if they have a copy of...


20. C-Murder - The Truest **** I Ever Said

19. Fall Out Boy — Fall Out Boy’s Evening Out with Your Girlfriend

18. The Kinks — The Kinks are the Village Green Preservation Society

17. Madonna/311 — Music

16. Fiona Apple - When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You'll Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You Know That You're Right

15. Toby Keith - Shock'n Y'all

14. Kansas – Point of Know Return

13. Keith Murray - Rap-Murr-Phobia (The Fear Of Real Hip-Hop)

12. Squeeze - Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti

11. Elton John - Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy

10. The Butthole Surfers - Hairway to Steven

9. Cher - Not.Com.mercial

8. Deep Purple – Purpendicular

7 Salt-n-Pepa — A Salt With a Deadly Pepa

6. Mustard Plug - Skapocalypse Now!

5. Public Enemy - How You Sell Soul To A Soulless People Who Sold Their Soul?

4. Genesis - From Genesis to Revelation

3. John Oates - Phunk Shui

2. R. Kelly - Chocolate Factory

1. Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water

lol, what about Vanessa Carlton's "Be Not Nobody" or Ashlee Simpsons' "I Am Me"

The title is not bad at all, me thinks.

WOW at the top 2.

lmao. All of those titles really do suck, except for Fiona Apple and Madonna/311.

ashlee i am me is not bad!

Here's why they say it's bad:

are you F-ing kidding me?! that's one of the dumbest titles i have ever heard. you're only biased because you're an ashlee fan. but just take a minute and really look at that title and you'll realize what a dumb statement that is. "I Am Me"...oh real, Ashlee?? i always thought you were my brother, oh wait, no the president of the United States, or wait i thought you were my neighbor. Duh! of course you are you. dumbass title.

i agree, except with fiona...i love her and that classic album´s title is a ****ing trip!

OH NO THEY DIDN´T!!
best ****ing album-title ever!!!

I like FOB but that title is bad. Maybe if the title were "Evening with your Girlfriend" that would change the top and we will have a new title on the top

Fiona Apple deserves the top spot! Great album, bt I dare anyone to memorize that.

Methinks that several tittles are okay, Finona's damn creative and I certainly don't see how most of them are the worst titles, may be Justified or Futuresex/Lovesounds would qualify

They forgot "the best damn thing".

That I will agree with...I would call it "The Worst Damn Thing" LOL!

10. The Butthole Surfers - Hairway to Steven

omg. worst album title and band name. wow.

They forgot 'The Dutchess'.

They forgot one crappy album I know with tracklisting like "e-mail my heart"

they forgot "Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie"

Weird Title of Fiona Apple

just weird and long I even cant memorize themmm