Martha Stewart because the bitch can multitask. She could be making you fudge brownies while sucking her hubby's toes and sew you a quilt. TAKE THAT BAREFOOT CONTESSA! FATASS!
They're all insufferable in their own ways, but I'm partial to a few, even if I'm annoyed by their quirks.
Like, what the **** are you doing, Anne? "BRRRRROWN! GRRR! BBBBBIG!"
I like Anne. I still harbor a soft spot for Rachael. Ina is a goddess. I wish Giada's head wasn't so disproportionately huge in comparison to the rest of her body. Aunt Sandy is always a riot.
Guy should die in a fire. Alton should jump off a cliff.
i wanna go to her christmas party