Martha Stewart because the bitch can multitask. She could be making you fudge brownies while sucking her hubby's toes and sew you a quilt. TAKE THAT BAREFOOT CONTESSA! FATASS!
And I LOVE Ina Garten memes. The one about if you can plant an apple tree and water it everyday for ten years, store bought is fine, kills me every time.
Martha Stewart because the bitch can multitask. She could be making you fudge brownies while sucking her hubby's toes and sew you a quilt. TAKE THAT BAREFOOT CONTESSA! FATASS!