A slice of cucumber for each eye and just leave it there for a few minutes. Or you can try to use chilled tea bags, better if its green tea.

I was laying in bed and a spider was crawling on my arm

I'm lucky I found it and killed it or else I would not be sleeping in my bed

I hate you



Looks like the only logical thing to do now is to burn the house down

It's so hot in my room but I know if I fall asleep without the heater on I'm going to wake up in the middle of the night freezing cold


White people problems

I just spilled my drink all over my bed. The hotel is now gonna think I wet the bed.

What is this .gif's origination?

Go for that d

Lord, I REALLY do not want to go to school

I woke up to take my dog out and idk if I should go back to sleep for another hour or so before work

Could barely sleep cause I had such a bad headache and was so congested. Finally fell asleep at like 11:30 or around there, woke up at 2AM. Sigh. I feel like **** today

This song fits me so well right now.

Once I had bed bugs on my bed and they fed on me like a boss. Damn, them buggys don't play around I had bites the size of a blueberry